Just think of this form as your "basic training" except you won't be here too long figuring it out. Just fill out your recruit information and you'll receive monthly e-newsletters, as well as new stickers and swag when they first come out. AND every year for your birthday, you'll get a gift certificate from me to use towards a tattoo throughout the month of your birthday! Snazzy!
Just make sure you fill out the form completely, with your first and last name, birth date (must be confirmed with valid ID), address where i can send your stuff, email address for your newsletter, and T-shirt size. You can unsubscribe whenever you like! But why would you?